You can, apparently, book former President Trump to come to your birthday party

He does birthdays, Military Retirement, Weddings, New Baby Welcomes…

We were looking at the 45th’s new website, 45office.com, which kinda sounds like a mid-90s dot.com boom office supplies company, but you can apparently book him to appear at yours, or your child’s birthday party.

If you surf over to the Request a Greeting tab there’s a drop-down list of events that you, can request a “greeting” from the former Prez of the US.

Now, we’re not sure if that’s a cameo situation or a card or even an actual meet and greet, but the 45th will “greet” you for birthdays, Military Retirement, Weddings, New Baby Welcomes or even a condolence, should you so wish for a Trump best wishes.

There’s even a space you can write additional details – which presumably is where you can request the kind of cake that he’ll jump out of when wishing you a happy birthday/deathday or new baby day.

Mr. Man

There’s no price list attached, which leaves us wondering whether he’ll come and do it for free?

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